kaylaconspiracy:

And here we watch as the large raindrop preys on the small weaker drops. Devouring them in one fluid motion.
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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

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unclefather:

talk dirty to me
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coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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Monday 15 September 218,946 notes

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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whatismgmt:

Do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life

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backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 
your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.
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