one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
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really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

Wednesday 23 July 269,335 notes


i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

(Source: mcdonaldsfries20)

Wednesday 23 July 648,611 notes


my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

Wednesday 23 July 449,919 notes

Growth is painful. Change is painful. But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

   — Mandy Hale (via to-be-tender)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

Wednesday 23 July 58,789 notes


when people i hate talk to me: 


Wednesday 23 July 65,791 notes

my life is one big “wow ok”

Wednesday 23 July 391,100 notes

Find someone who makes you realize three things: one, that home is not a place, but a feeling. Two, that time is not measured by a clock, but by moments. And three, that heartbeats are not heard, but felt and shared.


(via dailylovedose)


(via sea-searching)

(Source: uniquecole)

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my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it
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Work is soooooo boring oh my lawd
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