“Stay single until someone actually complements your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.”— KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)
“Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.”— John Mayer (via asdfghjkllove)
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.
before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside