How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…