poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

shoolisnpals:

weedhitler:

Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.

We’re

post rock

I swear to every God

(Source: drugleaf)

shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: anotherbadpoem)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aiclan)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

(Source: catmoobs)

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour)

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

sorryforpartybarackin:

“hey would you take my picture??”

“sure”

*hands you selfie and walks away*