nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

Tuesday 29 July 238,153 notes
humoristics:

How Flappy Bird ends
Tuesday 29 July 15,364 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

Tuesday 29 July 30,770 notes

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

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iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

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pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
Tuesday 29 July 156,230 notes

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

Tuesday 29 July 193,137 notes

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

floozys:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

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