when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Do you ever wanna punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life